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221A metaphor is like a simile. Share on Facebook      
222A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you. Share on Facebook      
223A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension. Share on Facebook      
224A mistake is simply another way of doing things. Share on Facebook      
225A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth. Share on Facebook      
226A moment on the lips; an eternity on the hips. Share on Facebook      
227A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player. Share on Facebook      
228A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. Share on Facebook      
229A movie critic is like a legless man who teaches running. Share on Facebook      
230A non-potato might be an alligator. Both are good with butter. Share on Facebook      
231A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet." Share on Facebook      
232A pat in the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. Share on Facebook      
233A PBS mind in an MTV world. Share on Facebook      
234A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey. Share on Facebook      
235A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Share on Facebook      
236A penny saved has not been spent. Share on Facebook      
237A penny saved is a government oversight. Share on Facebook      
238A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny spent, is a penny enjoyed. Share on Facebook      
239A penny saved is an economic breakthrough. Share on Facebook      
240A penny saved is not worth it. Share on Facebook