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201What wouldn't Jesus do? Share on Facebook      
202What you do when you don't have to do it will determine what you are when it's too late to do anything about it! Share on Facebook      
203What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra? Share on Facebook      
204What's a girl like you, doing in a nice place like this? Share on Facebook      
205What's all the fuss about same-sex marriages ? I've been married for years, and I keep having the same sex. Share on Facebook      
206What's another word for thesaurus? Share on Facebook      
207What's the difference between 'fat chance' and 'slim chance'? Share on Facebook      
208What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. Share on Facebook      
209What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs Share on Facebook      
210What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." Share on Facebook      
211What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Share on Facebook      
212What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". Share on Facebook      
213What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. Share on Facebook      
214What's the greatest world-wide use of cowhide? To hold cows together. Share on Facebook      
215What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Share on Facebook      
216What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas ? ..... Nice tooth! Share on Facebook      
217What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. Share on Facebook      
218What's up with all the sarcastic rhetorical questions? Share on Facebook      
219What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. Share on Facebook      
220Whatever happens to you, it will have previously happened to everyone else, only more so. Share on Facebook