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201The gap between advice and help is very wide. Share on Facebook      
202The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic affairs. Share on Facebook      
203The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance. Share on Facebook      
204The gifts the gods gave me I use in battle or in bed. Share on Facebook      
205The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. Share on Facebook      
206The glass is not half-empty, it's just twice as big as it needs to be. Share on Facebook      
207The golden years: When actions creak louder than words. Share on Facebook      
208The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. Share on Facebook      
209The government has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. Share on Facebook      
210The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed. Share on Facebook      
211The great lie of the news media: "I am the public". Share on Facebook      
212The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. Share on Facebook      
213The greatest fool of all is the man who fools himself. Share on Facebook      
214The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. Share on Facebook      
215The greatest monarch, on the proudest throne is still obliged to sit upon his own arse. Share on Facebook      
216The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Share on Facebook      
217The greatness of a nation and its moral progress, can be judged by the way its animals are treated-gandhi Share on Facebook      
218The Greek words recorded in the Gospels when Jesus died, translated in English as "It is finished" were the same words used in bills of sale and meant "paid in full". Share on Facebook      
219The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling. Share on Facebook      
220The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. Share on Facebook