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201I don't say we ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as though we could. Share on Facebook      
202I don't see what all the fuss is about, if those dolphins were so smart, they wouldn't hang out with tuna. Share on Facebook      
203I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Share on Facebook      
204I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Share on Facebook      
205I don't think, therefore I am not. Share on Facebook      
206I don't think, therefore I'm probably not. Share on Facebook      
207I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Share on Facebook      
208I don't understand Christianity, nor do I understand electricity, but I don't intend to sit in the dark until I do! Share on Facebook      
209I don't understand how I got over the hill! -- without ever being on top. Share on Facebook      
210I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know? Share on Facebook      
211I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying. Share on Facebook      
212I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. Share on Facebook      
213I doubt, therefore I might be! Share on Facebook      
214I drank a whole bottle of bug repellent by mistake the other day... Now my fly won't close. Share on Facebook      
215I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Share on Facebook      
216I drink beer to celebrate major events, such as the fall of communism, or the fact that our refrigerator is still working. Share on Facebook      
217I drink to make other people interesting. Share on Facebook      
218I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop! Share on Facebook      
219I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Share on Facebook      
220I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved. Share on Facebook