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201How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? Share on Facebook      
202How important does a man have to be before he's considered assassinated instead of just murdered ? Share on Facebook      
203How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Share on Facebook      
204How is it possible to have a civil war? Share on Facebook      
205How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing? Share on Facebook      
206How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Share on Facebook      
207How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Share on Facebook      
208How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Share on Facebook      
209How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand! Share on Facebook      
210How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? Share on Facebook      
211How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? Share on Facebook      
212How many roads must a man travel down...before he admits he is lost. Share on Facebook      
213How many times do I have to flush before you go away? Share on Facebook      
214How many times do I have to flush before you go away? Share on Facebook      
215How many vegetables had to die to make your salad!? Share on Facebook      
216How much can I get away with and still go to heaven? Share on Facebook      
217How much Healthy Choice Ice Cream can I eat before its no longer a healthy choice? Share on Facebook      
218How warm does blue smell? Share on Facebook      
219How would you like to spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking? Share on Facebook      
220How young can you die of old age? Share on Facebook