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201Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back up! Share on Facebook      
202Don't let anybody walk through your mind with dirty feet. Share on Facebook      
203Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old...Squash their toes with your rocker. Share on Facebook      
204Don't let people drive you crazy when it is within walking distance. Share on Facebook      
205Don't let schooling get in the way of your education. Share on Facebook      
206Don't let yesterday take up to much of today. Share on Facebook      
207Don't let your superiors know you are better than they are. Share on Facebook      
208Don't look at the way things are and ask why -- think about the way things could be and ask why not. Share on Facebook      
209Don't look back, they might be gaining on you. Share on Facebook      
210Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. Share on Facebook      
211Don't make your doctor your heir. Share on Facebook      
212Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. Share on Facebook      
213Don't marry for money - you can borrow it cheaper. Share on Facebook      
214Don't measure your life by how many breaths you take, measure it by how many times you get your breath taken away. Share on Facebook      
215Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up. Share on Facebook      
216Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Share on Facebook      
217Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it. Share on Facebook      
218Don't run, you'll just die tired. Share on Facebook      
219Don't stay in bed all day, unless you can make money in bed all day. Share on Facebook      
220Don't steal a police car unless you're prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico. Share on Facebook