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201A man who fights with his wife all day gets no piece at night. Share on Facebook      
202A man who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones. Share on Facebook      
203A man who scratches his ass should not bite his fingernails. Share on Facebook      
204A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife! Share on Facebook      
205A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato plant? The best part of him is underground. Share on Facebook      
206A man who throws dirt loses ground. Share on Facebook      
207A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. Share on Facebook      
208A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. Share on Facebook      
209A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle. Share on Facebook      
210A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!" Share on Facebook      
211A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package. Share on Facebook      
212A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...and a woman's gotta do what he can't. Share on Facebook      
213A man's idea of honesty in a relationship is telling you his real name. Share on Facebook      
214A man's life is spent between episodes of women being mad at him. Share on Facebook      
215A man's reach should exceed its grasp. Share on Facebook      
216A man's wife is his better half, but his mistress is his better hole. Share on Facebook      
217A married man should forget his mistakes; There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Share on Facebook      
218A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Share on Facebook      
219A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. Share on Facebook      
220A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. Share on Facebook