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181You're body is like Visa. It's everywhere I want to be. Share on Facebook      
182You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant. Share on Facebook      
183You're in middle age when you realize you have more on your mind and less on your head. Share on Facebook      
184You're just jealous because my cereal only talks to me. Share on Facebook      
185You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME. Share on Facebook      
186You're like a slinky - completely useless, but fun to push down stairs. Share on Facebook      
187You're never too old to learn something stupid. Share on Facebook      
188You're not completely worthless...I can at least use you as a bad example. Share on Facebook      
189You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Share on Facebook      
190You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away. Share on Facebook      
191You're old when an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee! Share on Facebook      
192You're old when "getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today. Share on Facebook      
193You're old when "getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. Share on Facebook      
194You're old when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car. Share on Facebook      
195You're old when the porn you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis". Share on Facebook      
196You're old when when it takes longer to rest than to get tired. Share on Facebook      
197You're old when when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. Share on Facebook      
198You're old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. Share on Facebook      
199You're old when you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick. Share on Facebook      
200You're old when your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. Share on Facebook