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181What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Share on Facebook      
182What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. Share on Facebook      
183What now is proved was once only imagined. Share on Facebook      
184What passes as a woman's intuition, is usually nothing more than a mans transparency. Share on Facebook      
185What sexual position do you use to have an ugly baby? Ask your parents. Share on Facebook      
186What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Share on Facebook      
187What some people mistake for the high cost of living, is really the cost of living high. Share on Facebook      
188What the caterpillar calls the end, the butterfly calls the beginning. Share on Facebook      
189What the gods get away with, the cows don't. Share on Facebook      
190What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket. Share on Facebook      
191What this situation needs is a good leaving alone. Share on Facebook      
192What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Share on Facebook      
193What we anticipate seldom occurs. What we least expect generally happens. Share on Facebook      
194What we need is a patch for stupidity! Share on Facebook      
195What we see is mainly what we look for. Share on Facebook      
196What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews? Share on Facebook      
197What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? Share on Facebook      
198What would happen if Superman consumed 10 Lbs of laxative? Share on Facebook      
199What would Scooby do? Share on Facebook      
200What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. Share on Facebook