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181Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? Share on Facebook      
182Some things are the same wherever you go, like if it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick. Share on Facebook      
183Some things that cost $5 to buy several years ago now costs $10 just to repair. Share on Facebook      
184Some women are terribly hard to please... the rest are impossible! Share on Facebook      
185Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him. Share on Facebook      
186Somebody once figured out that we have 35 million laws trying to enforce 10 commandments. Share on Facebook      
187Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Share on Facebook      
188Someday you will get your big chance -- or have you already had it? Share on Facebook      
189Someone died of a brain aneurism today while taking a standardized test. The last thing anyone saw him do was stand up, pull all his hair out and yell, "ABACADABA!! ABACADABA!!!! Share on Facebook      
190Someone once told me that love makes the world go 'round. Well, I just had to laugh in their face because, c'mon, everyone knows that what makes the world go 'round is a mutant gerbil on a treadmill. Share on Facebook      
191Someone robbed the wig factory. Police have been combing the area for clues. Share on Facebook      
192Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. Share on Facebook      
193Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. Share on Facebook      
194Something tells me that I shouldn't date until the world makes sense again. Share on Facebook      
195Something you never want to hear during surgery: "Ewww blood!" Share on Facebook      
196Something you never want to hear during surgery: "Who wants to try something new?" Share on Facebook      
197Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side. Share on Facebook      
198Sometimes I even amaze myself. Share on Facebook      
199Sometimes I just can't prevent clean thoughts from entering my mind. Share on Facebook      
200Sometimes I need what only you can provide - Your absence. Share on Facebook