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181More people should be bisexual. After all, it doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Share on Facebook      
182Morning people: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."Night people: "Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter." Share on Facebook      
183Mortal: a generic pronoun for anyone, invented to solve the 'she/he' issue. Share on Facebook      
184Mosquitoes are a great moral force; it forces mankind to wear more clothes that modesty. Share on Facebook      
185Most accidents happen at home - maybe we should move. Share on Facebook      
186Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime. Share on Facebook      
187Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about Share on Facebook      
188Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. Share on Facebook      
189Most of us spend our lives as if we had another one in the bank. Share on Facebook      
190Most people aren't as deep as my toilet bowl. Share on Facebook      
191Most people don't act stupid - it's the real thing. Share on Facebook      
192Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer. Share on Facebook      
193Most people get AIDS from sex; but President Clinton gets sex from aides. Share on Facebook      
194Most people want to serve God -- but only in an advisory capacity. Share on Facebook      
195Most people who are as attractive, witty and intelligent as I am are usually conceited. Share on Facebook      
196Most people with low self-esteem have earned it Share on Facebook      
197Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. Share on Facebook      
198Most public figures are really mechanical constructs, like small battlemechs that look really human, being driven by teams of rabid chipmunks. The chipmunks are trained at Quantico in a special school, costing taxpayers billions of dollars every year. This is why television is so endlessly fascinating. Share on Facebook      
199Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana. Share on Facebook      
200Most women prefer sex with the lights off because they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself. Share on Facebook