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181Love Is Like A Rash. It Only Feels Good If You Get To Scratch It. Share on Facebook      
182Love is like a rhino, short-sighted and hasty; if it cannot find a way, it will make a way. Share on Facebook      
183Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up. Share on Facebook      
184Love is like a rug. You can lay me, walk on me, even take me out and beat me Share on Facebook      
185Love is never angry. Love is always patient. How many times do I have to tell you that? Share on Facebook      
186Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. Share on Facebook      
187Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock. Share on Facebook      
188Love is photogenic...it needs darkness to develop. Share on Facebook      
189Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. Share on Facebook      
190Love is the quest, marriage the conquest and divorce... the inquest. Share on Facebook      
191Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Share on Facebook      
192Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. Share on Facebook      
193Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. Share on Facebook      
194Love may not make the world go round, but it sure makes you dizzy. Share on Facebook      
195Love me, or BURN FOREVER. But you get a choice in the matter. Cool, eh? (God) Share on Facebook      
196Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?" Share on Facebook      
197Love means telling you why you're sorry. Share on Facebook      
198Love your enemies...just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards. Share on Facebook      
199Love, like paint, can make things beautiful when you spread it, but it simply dries up when you don't use it. Share on Facebook      
200Love: a temporary insanity often curable by marriage. Share on Facebook