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181I don't know how to fry toilet paper, but I can brown it on one side. Share on Facebook      
182I don't know if I want to change the world or just toilet train it. Share on Facebook      
183I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Share on Facebook      
184I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! Share on Facebook      
185I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones. Share on Facebook      
186I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. Share on Facebook      
187I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain! Share on Facebook      
188I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference. Share on Facebook      
189I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example. Share on Facebook      
190I don't like the new copier I just bought. It says "put face down" but every time I do it, it blinds my eyes. Share on Facebook      
191I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store "Gimme another ten guppies, I got a lotta calls yesterday." Share on Facebook      
192I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Share on Facebook      
193I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch! Share on Facebook      
194I don't mind going nowhere, as long as it's an interesting path. Share on Facebook      
195I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese. Share on Facebook      
196I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. Share on Facebook      
197I don't need your attitude I have one of my own. Share on Facebook      
198I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I? Share on Facebook      
199I don't really like cocaine...I just like the way it smells. Share on Facebook      
200I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully. Share on Facebook