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181How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? Share on Facebook      
182How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes? Share on Facebook      
183How come wrong numbers are never busy? Share on Facebook      
184How come you've never seen a plumber bite his nails? Share on Facebook      
185How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy! Share on Facebook      
186How did a fool and his money get together? Share on Facebook      
187How do 'Keep Off The Grass' signs get there? Share on Facebook      
188How do blind people know when they are done wiping? Share on Facebook      
189How do I feel? Great! And I kiss pretty good, too! Share on Facebook      
190How do I set my laser printer on stun? Share on Facebook      
191How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Share on Facebook      
192How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures? Share on Facebook      
193How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older? Share on Facebook      
194How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Share on Facebook      
195How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! Share on Facebook      
196How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. Share on Facebook      
197How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Share on Facebook      
198How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? Share on Facebook      
199How does a highschool boy propose ? "You're going to have a what ?" Share on Facebook      
200How does Teflon stick to the pan? Share on Facebook