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181Don't compromise yourself, you're all you've got. Share on Facebook      
182Don't count the days, make the days count. Share on Facebook      
183Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you. Share on Facebook      
184Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened. Share on Facebook      
185Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
186Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink. Share on Facebook      
187Don't drink water - fish have sex in it. Share on Facebook      
188Don't eat the green ones. They're not ripe yet. Share on Facebook      
189Don't ever confuse an open mind with one that's vacant. Share on Facebook      
190Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. Share on Facebook      
191Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Share on Facebook      
192Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it. Share on Facebook      
193Don't get old, you will live to regret it. Share on Facebook      
194Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case. Share on Facebook      
195Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Share on Facebook      
196Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon. Share on Facebook      
197Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. Share on Facebook      
198Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself. Share on Facebook      
199Don't judge a book by its movie. Share on Facebook      
200Don't kill the dream - execute it! Share on Facebook