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181A long dispute means that both parties are wrong. Share on Facebook      
182A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price. Share on Facebook      
183A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never. Share on Facebook      
184A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. Share on Facebook      
185A luxury once enjoyed becomes a necessity. Share on Facebook      
186A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Share on Facebook      
187A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets. All they found was a pile of dust. Share on Facebook      
188A man convinced against his will is still of the same opinion. Share on Facebook      
189A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. Share on Facebook      
190A man in the house is worth two in the street. Share on Facebook      
191A man is as old as the woman he feels. Share on Facebook      
192A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them. Share on Facebook      
193A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Share on Facebook      
194A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does. Share on Facebook      
195A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows. Share on Facebook      
196A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life. Share on Facebook      
197A man usually feels better after a few winks...especially if she winks back ! Share on Facebook      
198A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Share on Facebook      
199A man went to a zoo. The only animal was a dog. It was a shit-zu. Share on Facebook      
200A man who eats prunes will get a good run for his money. Share on Facebook