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1Radar spelled backwards is radar. They get you coming and going. Share on Facebook      
2Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand. Share on Facebook      
3Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Share on Facebook      
4Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter == Eskimo Pi Share on Facebook      
5Ready - Fire - Aim. Share on Facebook      
6Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't think you've done a permanent job. Share on Facebook      
7Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's own ignorance. Share on Facebook      
8Real men know the value of duct tape. Share on Facebook      
9Real men wear pink. Why? Because their wives make them. Share on Facebook      
10Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a matter of principle. Share on Facebook      
11Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. Share on Facebook      
12Real women don't have hot flashes... they have power surges. Share on Facebook      
13Reality is a little green thing in a box. When you open the box, it squawks at you until you close it again. Share on Facebook      
14Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. Share on Facebook      
15Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency. Share on Facebook      
16Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. Share on Facebook      
17Reality is for people who can't handle drugs. Share on Facebook      
18Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Share on Facebook      
19Reality is the only obstacle to happiness. Share on Facebook      
20Reality shows tell me what my life would be like if it were run by writers not smart enough to make movies. Share on Facebook