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1Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional. Share on Facebook      
2Palidan: Your pal Dan... until he kills you for thinking you're a heretic. Share on Facebook      
3Palindromes date all the way back to Eve. Share on Facebook      
4Pandemonium doesn't reign here ... It pours! Share on Facebook      
5Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it. Share on Facebook      
6Paranoid schizophrenic: Are you staring at us? Share on Facebook      
7Pardon my driving. I'm reloading. Share on Facebook      
8Paris Hilton... Vacancy. Share on Facebook      
9Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy. Share on Facebook      
10Patience will come to those who wait for it. Share on Facebook      
11Patriot: a person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. Share on Facebook      
12Pencils and pens are now illegal on school campus; this was made law after a student successfully proved that a sharpened pencil was, in fact, a weapon. Share on Facebook      
13Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand. Share on Facebook      
14People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi. Share on Facebook      
15People are living longer nowadays because when the "Angel of Death" calls, he generally gets an answering machine. Share on Facebook      
16People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. Share on Facebook      
17People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" Share on Facebook      
18People do not change, they only become more so. Share on Facebook      
19People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care. Share on Facebook      
20People don't waste time. They just spend it on things they don't need. Share on Facebook