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1Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. Share on Facebook      
2Madness has no purpose or reason; but it may have a goal. Share on Facebook      
3Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready. Share on Facebook      
4Magic lightning can strike the same place twice. Share on Facebook      
5Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Share on Facebook      
6Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee. Share on Facebook      
7Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later. Share on Facebook      
8Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life. Share on Facebook      
9Make crime pay, become a lawyer. Share on Facebook      
10Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Share on Facebook      
11Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! Share on Facebook      
12Make the most of yourself, because that's all the self you are going to get, mister. Share on Facebook      
13Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen. Share on Facebook      
14Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. Share on Facebook      
15Making an easy fifty ain't too easy when the kid tells the teacher you stole his wallet. Share on Facebook      
16Making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk. Share on Facebook      
17Making love is great, but sometimes don't you just wanna get laid? Share on Facebook      
18Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one. Share on Facebook      
19Man cannot live by bread alone. He also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40. Share on Facebook      
20Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. Share on Facebook