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1Babies are born with over 600 bones, but by adulthood they have fused into 2 large bones, Left and Right. Share on Facebook      
2Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'. Share on Facebook      
3Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers. Share on Facebook      
4Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Share on Facebook      
5Bachelors know more about women than married men, that's why they not married. Share on Facebook      
6Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? Share on Facebook      
7Bacon is a thing to fear, when it's made of mud. Share on Facebook      
8Bad breath is better than no breath at all. Share on Facebook      
9Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... Share on Facebook      
10Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though. Share on Facebook      
11Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner. Share on Facebook      
12Bad planning on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part. Share on Facebook      
13Bad spellers of the world, untie! Share on Facebook      
14Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors. Share on Facebook      
15Bald guys never have a bad hair day. Share on Facebook      
16Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement. Share on Facebook      
17Banks keep going out of their way to give me credit. ...And for that, I am deeply indebted. Share on Facebook      
18Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upward from the floor. Share on Facebook      
19Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing 2 fingers. Share on Facebook      
20Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror. Share on Facebook