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1Ya know honey, bigger is not necessarily better; and I can prove it. Share on Facebook      
2Ya see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. Land mine, '69. Ya see a guy with one arm, he's got a story too. Snowblower, bottle of whiskey. Ya see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy. Share on Facebook      
3Yawning is an orgasm for your face. Share on Facebook      
4Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Share on Facebook      
5Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving and I call those people 'the cops,' But you know, sometimes you've just got no choice, those kids gotta get to school. Share on Facebook      
6Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. Share on Facebook      
7Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. Share on Facebook      
8Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough. Share on Facebook      
9Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. Share on Facebook      
10Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business. Share on Facebook      
11Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?" Share on Facebook      
12Yesterday I went to the furniture store and bought myself a "decaffinated" coffee table Share on Facebook      
13Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday. Share on Facebook      
14Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. Share on Facebook      
15Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. Share on Facebook      
16You - Off my planet. Share on Facebook      
17You always find something in the last place you look. Share on Facebook      
18You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. Share on Facebook      
19You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile. Share on Facebook      
20You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Share on Facebook