| 1 | Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. |
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| 2 | Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
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| 3 | WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. |
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| 4 | War does not determine who is right - only who is left. |
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| 5 | Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear. |
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| 6 | Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it. |
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| 7 | Warning: Survivors will be shot again |
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| 8 | WARNING: the conssumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode. |
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| 9 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. |
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| 10 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked. |
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| 11 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. |
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| 12 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. |
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| 13 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. |
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| 14 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. |
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| 15 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. |
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| 16 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. |
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| 17 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. |
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| 18 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. |
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| 19 | WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. |
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| 20 | Warning: Trespassers will be shot |
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