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1Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Share on Facebook      
2Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister. Share on Facebook      
3WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. Share on Facebook      
4War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Share on Facebook      
5Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear. Share on Facebook      
6Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it. Share on Facebook      
7Warning: Survivors will be shot again Share on Facebook      
8WARNING: the conssumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode. Share on Facebook      
9WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. Share on Facebook      
10WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked. Share on Facebook      
11WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. Share on Facebook      
12WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. Share on Facebook      
13WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. Share on Facebook      
14WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. Share on Facebook      
15WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. Share on Facebook      
16WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. Share on Facebook      
17WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. Share on Facebook      
18WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Share on Facebook      
19WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. Share on Facebook      
20Warning: Trespassers will be shot Share on Facebook