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1Vacation begins when dad says, "I know a short cut." Share on Facebook      
2Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer. Share on Facebook      
3Vanna White has been very sick. She hasn't had a vowel movement since Thursday. Share on Facebook      
4Vegetarian: Native American definition for "lousy hunter". Share on Facebook      
5Veni, Vidi, VD. I came, I saw, I cankered. Share on Facebook      
6Veni, Vidi, Velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around. Share on Facebook      
7Veni, vidi, visa. I came. I saw. I did a little shopping. Share on Facebook      
8Very few things upset my wife. It makes me feel rather special to be one of them. Share on Facebook      
9Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes. Share on Facebook      
10Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. Share on Facebook      
11Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected. Share on Facebook      
12Views expressed by husbands are not necessarily those of the management. Share on Facebook      
13Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone. Share on Facebook      
14Visa is everywhere you want to be...except out of debt. Share on Facebook      
15VISA is the mark of the beast. VI = 6 in Roman numberals. S = 6 in Greek, and supposedly A = 6 in Babylonian. So VISA = 666. Cute. Share on Facebook      
16Visualize Whirled Peas Share on Facebook      
17Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. Share on Facebook      
18Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you. Share on Facebook      
19Vote Democrat - it's easier than working! Share on Facebook      
20Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking! Share on Facebook