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1Tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to. Share on Facebook      
2Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. Share on Facebook      
3Tact is the ability to tell your boss that he is open-minded when you know he has a hole in his head. Share on Facebook      
4Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. Share on Facebook      
5Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice. Share on Facebook      
6Take my advice: I don't use it anyway. Share on Facebook      
7Take the mystery out of driving. Use your turn signal. Share on Facebook      
8Talk about power vomitting! I was bringing up gum they don't even make anymore! Share on Facebook      
9Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer. Share on Facebook      
10Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Share on Facebook      
11Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts. Share on Facebook      
12Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. Share on Facebook      
13Tardis Express: When it absolutely, positively, has to be there before you mailed it! Share on Facebook      
14Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either! Share on Facebook      
15Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. Share on Facebook      
16Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else. Share on Facebook      
17Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. Share on Facebook      
18Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. Share on Facebook      
19Tech Support: your ISPs way of expressing their hatred towards you. Share on Facebook      
20Teenagers are two-year-olds with hormones and wheels. Share on Facebook