1 | Tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to. |
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2 | Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. |
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3 | Tact is the ability to tell your boss that he is open-minded when you know he has a hole in his head. |
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4 | Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. |
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5 | Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice. |
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6 | Take my advice: I don't use it anyway. |
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7 | Take the mystery out of driving. Use your turn signal. |
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8 | Talk about power vomitting! I was bringing up gum they don't even make anymore! |
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9 | Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer. |
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10 | Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. |
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11 | Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts. |
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12 | Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. |
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13 | Tardis Express: When it absolutely, positively, has to be there before you mailed it! |
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14 | Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either! |
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15 | Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. |
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16 | Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else. |
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17 | Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at. |
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18 | Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. |
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19 | Tech Support: your ISPs way of expressing their hatred towards you. |
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20 | Teenagers are two-year-olds with hormones and wheels. |
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