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1Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Share on Facebook      
2Sadly, all men are created equal. Share on Facebook      
3Said 1 snowman to the other: Do you smell carrots? Share on Facebook      
4Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. Share on Facebook      
5Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line. Share on Facebook      
6Sanity is a state of mind... but the taxes were so high I had to move away. Share on Facebook      
7Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. Share on Facebook      
8Sanity is the Playground for the Unimaginative Share on Facebook      
9Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Share on Facebook      
10Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. Share on Facebook      
11Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. Share on Facebook      
12SARS: the "Mambo Number Five" of global epidemics. Share on Facebook      
13Save a mouse, eat a pussy! Share on Facebook      
14Save a tree. Eat a beaver. Share on Facebook      
15Save sinners! You can redeem them for prizes at the front desk. Share on Facebook      
16Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl. Share on Facebook      
17Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. Share on Facebook      
18Save the whales. Collect the whole set. Share on Facebook      
19Save water - take a bath with your neighbor's daughter. Share on Facebook      
20Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date! Share on Facebook