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1Obscenity: the crutch of inarticulate motherf#$@ers. Share on Facebook      
2Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. Share on Facebook      
3Of all the people I know, you're one of them. Share on Facebook      
4Of all the people in the world, you're one of em'. Share on Facebook      
5Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Share on Facebook      
6Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time. Share on Facebook      
7Of course I have friends! I have Jerry, he's the one standing behind you with the machette. Share on Facebook      
8Of course I know how to copy a computer disk. Where is the Xerox machine? Share on Facebook      
9Of course I want to live forever. But only for a little while. Share on Facebook      
10Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary there! Share on Facebook      
11Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy. Share on Facebook      
12Of the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before. Share on Facebook      
13Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour. Share on Facebook      
14Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. Share on Facebook      
15Oh crap!! That actually worked! Share on Facebook      
16Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! Share on Facebook      
17Oh yea? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you? Share on Facebook      
18Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again? Share on Facebook      
19Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you? Share on Facebook      
20Ok. I'm gonna need a hammer, a chisel... maybe a couple of rocket launchers. But this pickle jar WILL come open! Share on Facebook