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1NASA has just completed work on a new rocket, nicknamed "Civil Servant." It won't work and they can't fire it. Share on Facebook      
2National Atheist's Day April 1st Share on Facebook      
3National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there! Share on Facebook      
4National Spellling Bee Runer-Up Share on Facebook      
5Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. Share on Facebook      
6Nature invented sex as a reward for letting go of childhood. Share on Facebook      
7Nearby is a forest. Not just any forest, but a forest where they get paneling. It was a long thin forest. Share on Facebook      
8Nebraska: At least the cows are sane. Share on Facebook      
9Necrophelia means never having to say... well, anything! Share on Facebook      
10Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. Share on Facebook      
11Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. Share on Facebook      
12Neurotics build castles in the air. Psychotics live in them, and Psychiatrists charge them rent. Share on Facebook      
13Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso. Share on Facebook      
14Never answer an anonymous letter Share on Facebook      
15Never argue with your wife. Just dicker. Share on Facebook      
16Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. Share on Facebook      
17Never assume malice for what stupidity can explain. Share on Facebook      
18Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Share on Facebook      
19Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Share on Facebook      
20Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. Share on Facebook