| 1 | Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. |
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| 2 | Madness has no purpose or reason; but it may have a goal. |
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| 3 | Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready. |
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| 4 | Magic lightning can strike the same place twice. |
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| 5 | Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. |
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| 6 | Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee. |
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| 7 | Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later. |
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| 8 | Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life. |
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| 9 | Make crime pay, become a lawyer. |
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| 10 | Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
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| 11 | Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! |
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| 12 | Make the most of yourself, because that's all the self you are going to get, mister. |
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| 13 | Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen. |
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| 14 | Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. |
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| 15 | Making an easy fifty ain't too easy when the kid tells the teacher you stole his wallet. |
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| 16 | Making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk. |
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| 17 | Making love is great, but sometimes don't you just wanna get laid? |
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| 18 | Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one. |
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| 19 | Man cannot live by bread alone. He also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40. |
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| 20 | Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. |
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