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1Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: People who shouldn't drink and people who shouldn't sing. Share on Facebook      
2Karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf". Share on Facebook      
3Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have trained for years and years can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. Share on Facebook      
4Karl Marx's Mother: If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it ... it would have been much better. Share on Facebook      
5Keep America beautiful ... properly dispose of your lawyer. Share on Facebook      
6Keep coming back, it works if you work it. Share on Facebook      
7Keep looking around; there's always something you've missed. Share on Facebook      
8Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent. Share on Facebook      
9Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. Share on Facebook      
10Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. Share on Facebook      
11Keep your hands in your pants and give the newcomer a chance. Share on Facebook      
12Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet. Share on Facebook      
13Keep your head in the clouds.. you're the first to know when it rains, and it's easier to see the silver lining. Share on Facebook      
14Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel... it's cheaper than plastic surgery. Share on Facebook      
15Kentucky: Five million people, fifteen last names. Share on Facebook      
16Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. Share on Facebook      
17Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids. Share on Facebook      
18Killing time murders opportunities. Share on Facebook      
19Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck. Share on Facebook      
20Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Share on Facebook