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1Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. Share on Facebook      
2Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks. Share on Facebook      
3Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in kansas anymore. Share on Facebook      
4General Failure's Fault. Not Yours. Share on Facebook      
5Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. Share on Facebook      
6Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told. Share on Facebook      
7Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. Share on Facebook      
8George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk. Share on Facebook      
9George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu. Share on Facebook      
10George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country. Share on Facebook      
11George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country. Share on Facebook      
12Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! Share on Facebook      
13Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please. Share on Facebook      
14Gettin' married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. Share on Facebook      
15Getting caught is the mother of invention. Share on Facebook      
16Getting hit in the head with that hammer didn't work as well as I had planned... Share on Facebook      
17Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts. Share on Facebook      
18Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. Share on Facebook      
19Getting older, everything gets worse; except forgetfulness... That gets better. Share on Facebook      
20Getting on your feet means getting off your butt. Share on Facebook