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1Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem. Share on Facebook      
2Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Share on Facebook      
3Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. Share on Facebook      
4Early to bed, early to rise, and your girlfriend goes out with other guys. Share on Facebook      
5Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. Share on Facebook      
6Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends. Share on Facebook      
7Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later). Share on Facebook      
8Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. Share on Facebook      
9Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun. Share on Facebook      
10Earth is full. Go home. Share on Facebook      
11Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. Share on Facebook      
12Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. Share on Facebook      
13Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers. Share on Facebook      
14Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. Share on Facebook      
15Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Share on Facebook      
16Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. Share on Facebook      
17Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl. Share on Facebook      
18Eat, drink & re-marry. Share on Facebook      
19Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. Share on Facebook      
20Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA. Share on Facebook