| 1 | Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem. |
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| 2 | Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. |
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| 3 | Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. |
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| 4 | Early to bed, early to rise, and your girlfriend goes out with other guys. |
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| 5 | Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. |
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| 6 | Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends. |
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| 7 | Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later). |
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| 8 | Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. |
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| 9 | Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun. |
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| 10 | Earth is full. Go home. |
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| 11 | Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. |
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| 12 | Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. |
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| 13 | Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers. |
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| 14 | Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. |
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| 15 | Eat right, exercise, die anyway. |
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| 16 | Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. |
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| 17 | Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl. |
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| 18 | Eat, drink & re-marry. |
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| 19 | Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. |
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| 20 | Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA. |
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