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1Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Share on Facebook      
2Damned if I do, damned if I don't...so damnit I will! Share on Facebook      
3Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. Share on Facebook      
4Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you're in hot water. Share on Facebook      
5DARE to keep cops off donuts. Share on Facebook      
6Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed. Share on Facebook      
7DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast Share on Facebook      
8Dead owls don't give a hoot. Share on Facebook      
9Dear Journal: I've figured out what's been causing my writer's cramp, that's why this is my last entry. Share on Facebook      
10Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever. <PAUSE> Thy will will be done. Munch munch munch. Share on Facebook      
11Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number. Share on Facebook      
12Death is a part of life. It's just a lot less scary and painful than the rest of it. Share on Facebook      
13Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. Share on Facebook      
14Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. Share on Facebook      
15Death is hereditary. Share on Facebook      
16Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Share on Facebook      
17Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Share on Facebook      
18Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life. Share on Facebook      
19Death to all fanatics! Share on Facebook      
20Death, taxes and depression: three things you can always depend on. Share on Facebook