| 1 | Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? |
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| 2 | Damned if I do, damned if I don't...so damnit I will! |
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| 3 | Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. |
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| 4 | Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you're in hot water. |
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| 5 | DARE to keep cops off donuts. |
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| 6 | Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed. |
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| 7 | DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
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| 8 | Dead owls don't give a hoot. |
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| 9 | Dear Journal: I've figured out what's been causing my writer's cramp, that's why this is my last entry.
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| 10 | Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever. <PAUSE> Thy will will be done. Munch munch munch. |
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| 11 | Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.
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| 12 | Death is a part of life. It's just a lot less scary and painful than the rest of it. |
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| 13 | Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. |
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| 14 | Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. |
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| 15 | Death is hereditary. |
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| 16 | Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. |
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| 17 | Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. |
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| 18 | Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life. |
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| 19 | Death to all fanatics! |
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| 20 | Death, taxes and depression: three things you can always depend on. |
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