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1C code. C code run. Run, code, run! PLEASE! Share on Facebook      
2C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. Share on Facebook      
3Calcium Anthropology: the study of milkmen. Share on Facebook      
4Camels do not store water in their humps. Instead, they use their needle-sharp tendrils to siphon water out of their unsuspecting riders. Share on Facebook      
5Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes Share on Facebook      
6Can a blind person feel blue? Share on Facebook      
7Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? Share on Facebook      
8Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God? Share on Facebook      
9Can an orphan eat at a family restaurant ? Share on Facebook      
10Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Share on Facebook      
11Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1? Share on Facebook      
12Can someone tell me where on my marriage license I can find the expiration date ? Share on Facebook      
13Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Share on Facebook      
14Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Share on Facebook      
15Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper? Share on Facebook      
16Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book? Share on Facebook      
17Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly. Share on Facebook      
18Cancel my subscription caused I'm over your issues! Share on Facebook      
19Cancer research is a growth industry. Share on Facebook      
20Cannibals won't eat divorced women...they're very bitter. Share on Facebook