Funniest One Liners!

1The government has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. Share on Facebook      
2Why is minimalism such a big word? Share on Facebook      
3The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it. Share on Facebook      
4Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink. Share on Facebook      
5Clones are people two. Share on Facebook      
6There are easier things in life than finding a good man... like nailing Jello to a tree, for instance. Share on Facebook      
7It's not what you wear; it's how you take it off. Share on Facebook      
8Always turn the radio on BEFORE you listen to it. Share on Facebook      
9If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony. Share on Facebook      
10When you aim for perfection you discover it is a moving target. Share on Facebook      
11I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation. Share on Facebook      
12First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended. Share on Facebook      
13My greatest fear in life is that no-one will remember me after I'm dead. - some dead guy Share on Facebook      
14Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Share on Facebook      
15What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". Share on Facebook      
16Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year? Share on Facebook      
17God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Share on Facebook      
18Did you know that all great lovers have bad memories ? ...Or did I tell you that already ? Share on Facebook      
19What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas ? ..... Nice tooth! Share on Facebook      
20When it's dark enough you can see the stars. Share on Facebook