Funniest One Liners!

1Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Share on Facebook      
2Just because I don't care doesn't mean I do... Share on Facebook      
3To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Share on Facebook      
4People like you are the reason people like me need medication. Share on Facebook      
5Short version of the Serenity Prayer - "Screw it. Share on Facebook      
6If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs and blaming it on you - perhaps you have underestimated the seriousness of the situation. Share on Facebook      
7There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Share on Facebook      
8Snowbank: where you keep your extra snow. Share on Facebook      
9Well I'm the king of the swingers, see, the jungle V.I.P. But I've reached the top and I've had to stop, and that's what's been bothering me. Share on Facebook      
10Give me liberty, or give me a bran muffin! Share on Facebook      
11A world without war; a dream to some, a nightmare to the arms manufacturers. Share on Facebook      
12Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else. Share on Facebook      
13I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. Share on Facebook      
14Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald. Share on Facebook      
15My Chinese girlfriend said "You shit in bed"... so I did. Share on Facebook      
16Cancer research is a growth industry. Share on Facebook      
17If you stand in one place long enough, you make a line. Share on Facebook      
18Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Share on Facebook      
19What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. Share on Facebook      
20Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Share on Facebook