Funniest One Liners!

1The only way you could get stupider is to get bigger. Share on Facebook      
2Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts. Share on Facebook      
3The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do. Share on Facebook      
4The sun goes down just when you need it the most. Share on Facebook      
5It takes money to make money because you have to copy the design exactly. Share on Facebook      
6Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted. Share on Facebook      
7It's like deja vu all over again. Share on Facebook      
8I wouldn't say that Joe has a sore arm, per se, but his arm is kind of sore. Share on Facebook      
9I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest ofthe day. I think that until about lunchtime. Share on Facebook      
10If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will. Share on Facebook      
11Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. Share on Facebook      
12Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Share on Facebook      
13Censorship? We don't have any censorship. If we did, I couldn't say XXXX or XXXX. Share on Facebook      
14Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? Share on Facebook      
15Living right doesn't make you live longer. It just makes it seem like longer. Share on Facebook      
16Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Share on Facebook      
17How much Healthy Choice Ice Cream can I eat before its no longer a healthy choice? Share on Facebook      
18The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! Share on Facebook      
19If there's so much labor-saving machinery, why don't I have more free time? Share on Facebook      
20I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover. Share on Facebook