Funniest One Liners!

1To every complex problem there is an easy answer; and it is wrong! Share on Facebook      
2Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses. Share on Facebook      
3The Congress is a strange place where people get up and speak, nobody listens, and then everyone disagrees at the top of their lungs. Share on Facebook      
4Work is for people who don't know how to fish. Share on Facebook      
5Crazy people go through the forest by taking take the psycho path. Share on Facebook      
6Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it Share on Facebook      
7A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Share on Facebook      
8The most interesting results happen only once. Share on Facebook      
9Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning. Share on Facebook      
10Newbie: gathers honey 80% faster. Share on Facebook      
11We'll get along just fine as soon as you realize I'm God. Share on Facebook      
12No good deed goes unpunished. Share on Facebook      
13Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve your type here." Share on Facebook      
14Universal truth: Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. Share on Facebook      
15I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again. Share on Facebook      
16Live for today. Yesterday's history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Share on Facebook      
17Put one foot in front of the other. Share on Facebook      
18My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. Share on Facebook      
19An appendix is something found in the back of a book. Sometimes they get inside people and have to be taken out. Share on Facebook      
20It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. Share on Facebook