Funniest One Liners!

1In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference. Share on Facebook      
2All 5 second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds Share on Facebook      
3Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Share on Facebook      
4The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. Share on Facebook      
5If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach , you're aiming too high Share on Facebook      
6Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you. Share on Facebook      
7Deep down I'm actually glad that my neighbour cares enough to sue me. Share on Facebook      
8Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. Share on Facebook      
9It's people like you who make the Internet all but impossible to trust. Share on Facebook      
10Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. Share on Facebook      
11Most people aren't as deep as my toilet bowl. Share on Facebook      
12I named my dog 'Herpes' because he won't heel. Share on Facebook      
13Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Share on Facebook      
14My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. Share on Facebook      
15Senior Moments are like vitamins; everyone gets one a day. Share on Facebook      
16Meandering to a different drummer. Share on Facebook      
17I wasn't kidding. I do have a test today. It's on European Socialism. What's the big deal? I'm not European. I don't plan on becoming European. So why should I care if they're socialists? They could be fascist, anarchist pigs. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't have a car. Share on Facebook      
18Familiarity breeds children. Share on Facebook      
19Guys, you know what the most expensive thing in the world is? A girl that is free for the evening. Share on Facebook      
20The difference between a rebel and a patriot is wether who is in power. Share on Facebook