| 1 | Deciding not to choose is still making a choice. |
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| 2 | Universal truth: There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
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| 3 | Some people have a way with words, others not have way. |
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| 4 | If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony. |
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| 5 | Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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| 6 | Half measures availed us nothing. |
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| 7 | If everything seems to be going right, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on. |
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| 8 | My penmanship is certainly nothing to write home about. |
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| 9 | Basic unit of laryngitis == 1 hoarsepower |
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| 10 | It's not what you wear; it's how you take it off. |
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| 11 | Biology grows on you. |
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| 12 | 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. |
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| 13 | After months of training, when you finally understand all of a programs commands, the new revised edition arrives with a new command structure. |
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| 14 | My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. |
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| 15 | Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. |
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| 16 | They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense. |
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| 17 | The difference between gossip and news is whether you hear it, or tell it. |
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| 18 | Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
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| 19 | Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art. |
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| 20 | Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and carry on as if nothing happened. |
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